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What did the cowboy say when his incompetent attorney, Deanne, got a big promotion at her law firm? "How'd Dee partner?"

Why do lawyers always get the best girls at the dance? They know how to partner up.

What do you call two lawyers working at the same crooked law firm? Partners in crime.

What do you call a yacht bought by two cowboys pooling their money together? A PARTNER-ship.

How did the barrister make so much money from his last Steemit post? He PARTNER-ed with a whale.

Why did the corporate lawyer sign a prenup before he got married?. He wanted a limited liability PARTNER-ship.

This feels like an Asian land war.

Aw, did you regret your self-trolling? It's ok. I sure don't mind.

Thanks buddy, I just woke up and thought I my previous comments were not very punny. I knew I could do better. :-)