RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE FIVE FIGHT
The beauty of the forest and the gradure of the mountains seem quite distant and easily forgettable. Finally, yet very regrettably, the bathroom was theoretically... everywhere now.
Angel Food takes advantage of this dynamic. Wadding ankle deep through this muck reminded Angel Food of an even farther removed time than the previous episodes of this journey. He recalled another time when green goo and swamp like conditions occupyied the lowest chamber of his once home and spaceship, now referred to as "the moon."
Angel Food's relentless day dreaming is suddenly interrupted by a beast's roar! "Caught with pants down again!? What n..."
Angel Food simultaneously looks around for the sound and then looks up when the hairs in his back detect a shadow of something above. He finally glances up. Seeing a large dragon suddenly filled him with regret, but then a projectile from the dragon struck Angel Food with a confusion that almost brought relief... until he realized what it actually was that the Dragon had ejected.
Just as Angel Food wondered what possible plot or motive could have cause a beast to eject another beast upon him, he found the horrid new beast stomping and splashing towards him.
❤️❤️❤️ Angel Food takes a characteristic deep breath...
!magicblast
You tune-in deeply to your inner chakras and summon a lightning bolt.
The lightning is out of control though and hits some innocent civilians who happen to be walking by. A mob of peasants gathers around and shove that naughty wand up your A..and you are a dead magician now. You lose a life, Harry.
"WHAT THE..." Angel Food begins to run and trips on something out of site under the bog's juice. The pesents get the hand on Angel Food for a second time. "Ouch! Sodomized again!? As the mob backs away, one can see a familiar glow emanating from the middle of the mob. The green monster is watching intently. The green monster enjoyed the barbaric rape of the strange wizard and felt it to be a good time to touch his monsters genitalia. The Angel Food's eyes are bright red...
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!magicblast
You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning bolt:
Unfortunately you were standing in a puddle of water and electrocute yourself..Lol you are the worst magician ever and you should feel bad. I mean cmon - a puddle?! You lose a life, you big goof.
"Stupid puddle!" Angel Food scrambles away when a new found agility and manages to climb a tree. "This entire bog is a puddle!" The definition of bog is true, but the definition of tree is stretched very thin here. Angel Food looked more like a seagull ontop of a spire's flag.
Angel Food poised himself again. He wonders if maybe the full magic blast attach is inappropriate...
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!magicblast
You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning bolt:
The lightning produced by your magic hands would have been great....if your enemy were an ant. The foe laughs at the pathetic spark emitted from your bony fingers and takes you down with a swift counterstrike. You lose a life and your Wizard street-cred!