The craziest reason Bitcoin is going up, receives 3 SBD
One of my favorite things about crypto is how many ridiculous things people say about why things are happening.. In the last hour or so Bitcoin is up around $700 USD, and people keep asking why.
This post is about enjoying a bit of good news and having some fun. Please give me the craziest reason you can think of that Bitcoin might be going up.
It's all in fun and the prize is tiny. Just have a bit of fun! Your entry can be in the form of a meme, a short story or surprise me!
Let's have a little goofy fun for no reason.
@whatsup,
Coz North Korean leader Kim said "shut down all nuclear testing and install BTC miners in those promises within a week"! Otherwise, all staff members will be dog foods :D
Cheers~
There has been enough silliness on this post already...Time for a serious and indepth look at the real reason for Bitcoins spike...
When Nelson Mandella first dreamed up the concept for Bitcoin in 1846 at a rave hosted by Abraham lincoln the concept was all based on a little known prophecy foretold by the ancient Mayan people.
The best modern attempt at a translation says that...
"When the FOMO ceases to be like the all seeing, life bringing sun and the FUD is like the great bear, large and all emcompassing the suncoin shall rise like a phoenix from the year old yoghurt of despair"
The ancient parchment was slightly degraded and the middle section was difficult to understand, but it goes on to mention the pinnacle of the popularity of Ironman and something about Donald Trumps divine fringe and Janet Jackson, really letting herself go...
So I think the message is clear...Sell your BTC and invest the returns into Billy Ray Cyrus's comeback album if you want to make tenfold returns! Don't be left holding the BTC bag when Cyrus moons!
If I read the rules correctly, I win a rubber octopus now, right?
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Ya can bank on Billy Ray, he wont let ya down 🌚
All the reporting on Russians using Bitcoin to manipulate US election results has caused other countries to start buying some to do it themselves.
I'm a little worried that might actually be true.
Haha. Someone might as well manipulate them. I mean we don't seem to be doing that good at picking candidates. :)
hahaha
Ok so you see EOS did an ICO right? This ICO funds are going to venture capital this capital is then getting pumped into bitcoins to hide the fact they don't need the money. And remember the funds being used for development? They are using the bitwages app to to pay but convert all the Eth to bitcoin to pay . Why? Bc bitcoin are cooler and way easier to trade with out disrupting the market much. And another reason why Btc is up is bc of Tether hired the Bank of Montreal Vet to Head Compliance Effort. With this guys banking connection they printed out a bunch of tusd and bought bitcoin to pump it up! This pump was financed by EOS ventures and with bitcoin being pumped Tether once again sold a highs and made profits while backing the coin.
And remember the Russian news? Well other countries thought why the fuck not and paid the EOS ventures funders to buy bitcoins for them while actually saying it for EOS dev. Next a new type of gold was made:
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2173082-new-form-of-gold-is-much-golder-than-normal-gold/
This gold was used to artificially created value by they needed to hide this fact so they invested in EOS ventures funds. As you get by know the Eos ventures funds just bought bitcoin to profit. Everyone is happy:bitcoin is pumped, ventures made money, laundering was done safely. /s
I put all the crypto FUD in all at once to make this shitty story 😛
I wasted a good 10 minutes just to create this LOL
#selfupvote bc i want more people to see this conspiracy story
Nice one! :)
My first thought as well🍻
All is that simple good days are ahead.now no one is believing and as you said people asking same queastion is why.
Most people don't know the truth, and as I normally do with these things, I asked my kids about it. Just like hearing high-frequency noises, they see things I miss.
It was the illuminati. Once the kids clued me in to that, it made perfect sense. It started today with the attack on Discord, which was really an attack on GOOGLE. The illuminati pre-emptively did that as a test of their weaponization of a system to take out the AI that is currently being hatched in Mountain View. We are nearing the point where that AI is in total control, so the actual attack timeline is being accelerated.
With crypto being the banking system which the AI will use to control the world when they succeed in their (already nearly complete) takeover, the AI is simply pumping the price and amassing power in preparation for the impending assault.
Actually pretty simple, once you know the truth.
https://autonomousweapons.org/
Carlos Matos is pumping it with all the money he made from Bitconnect.
Miss click.
Someone started pump bots by accident.
It's because rich people found out that they could sprinkle it on their food like edible gold so they are buying it all up for fancy desserts and such.