This was not supposed to be my first story on Steemit. Like a modern pooch that I am I was going to bark about crypto - I know who would have thought us dogs are in to it - but hey... All we do is observe our masters all day long and guess what... They are all into "them" bit, byte or gigabyte coins lately. I'm a fast learner and I did pick up a thing or two that I'll cover in this blog, but not today though. Today is going to be about me! I'm three and a half year old Whippet Jack Russell terrier cross. Some call us lurchers. I say to them - whatever man! I've been called a handful by those "experts" that think they know about dogs. The reality is, that when I'm not doing crypto or mountain tracking, I sleep on a couch for extended periods of time blisfuly content...
Wut? It's a trap! How did this get up here... I'm gonna have to take the fifth on this one folks. But seriously guys, the reality looks like this... I'm super cute, never done anything wrong !
OK lets get back to the program... What was I barking about... aha! My name is Fredi like the Queens singer but without the fancy "ddie" in my name... just plain Fredi. As I'm told the story goes like this. Owners went to check me out when I was 10 days old. They had to drive in to an alpine valley surrounded buy high mountains to see this pooch. There was no FM radio transmission there. I quick dig through a bunch of old broken CD boxes revealed a tape of Queens greatest hits, that they did not know they had. I guess it's "We will, we will rock you" since than. Fast forward to present...
As I said I was going to bark about crypto a lot. But I'm on sick leave now and I'm ordered by my vet to keep my stress level at a minimum and rest lot. I seem to have caught a condition called pancreatitis - they say it must have been something in those doors that I've chewed through - not that I did chew anything - strictly hypothetical thought they've used, I'm sure! I'm now full of pipes that pump fluids into me and on a strict diet.
I do feel a bit sh*tty, but what can you do?! At least I have time to start my Steemit page and invite you all to join me as my followers. I'm a terrier baby - I like to lead. I will give you a nice bone to chew while you wait for me to get better. Tone Vays predicts that we're going down for another leg. No double bottoms and all that. 7.5k should be the support that holds us in trend. Crypto twitter is calling Tone wrong. I should point that we are turning red as I bark this. What do you guys & galls think? Will it go as low as predicted or could lightning craft ignition sequence start and blow us to the moon? Let me know in the comments below. I have to sit this one out so I'll be glad to read your opinions on that matter... Woof woof!