Cryptocurrencies described in less than 5 words

in #cryptocurrency7 years ago

I really enjoyed reading an article on TechCrunch today that inspired me to do my favourite quick-descriptions of some crypto-currencies:

NameSymbolDescription
BitcoinBTCDigital gold
EthereumETHProgrammable money
Bitcoin CashBCHBitcoin hype-clone
LitecoinLTCFaster Bitcoin
NEONEOChinese Ethereum
NEMXEMDigital asset exchanger
IOTAMIOTABlockchain upgraded
OmiseGOOMGDecentralized banking
BitConnectBCCPonzi scheme
LiskLSKDecentralized mobile apps
TetherUSDTDigital dollar
KomodoKMDDecentralizing ICOs
SteemSTEEMDecentralized Reddit
TenXPAYDecentralized debit card
GolemGNTP2P software power
Basic Attention TokenBATRevolutionizing media's revenue stream
SyscoinSYSDecentralized eBay
SiacoinSCDecentralized Dropbox
EthosETHOSUniversal crypto-wallet

Original article that inspired me:
https://techcrunch.com/2017/11/19/100-cryptocurrencies-described-in-4-words-or-less/

What are your favourite short-funny descriptions for crypto-currencies? Let me know if you come up with something funny!

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Upvoted for BCH-bitcoin hype clone.

Isn't it? :)

describe DASH!

You probably won't like it :)
"Privacy masturbation"