"Many blessings of genital herpes..." hahahahah amazing. What other lovely things can we wish them?
Off the top of my head....

• Scopolamine induced amnesia.

• Waking up in a lego labrynth with no shoes.

• Alergies to every adorable animal in the world.

• Jellyfish tentacles to their new genital warts.

Suck it BofA. But thanks for letting me slowly transfer all ze funds to where you shall never find them :)

Oh! And shove all those fees up your festering hole.

Thanks