In depth analysis of BTC price historrrrrrry

People post their analyses here all time time, showing fancy charts blah blah bear market, blah blah this strategy only works in bull blah blah here are 10 patterns that will make you free money. Or the usual blah blah transactions are too high, BTC is dying ...

and I'm just sitting here, happily buying at 50% of an all time high just few months ago ...

and waiting for the day when I wake up and Lightning will be here

and all those nay sayers will shed even more tears for thinking Strong Hands wasn't really the answer to their prayers.