His Exciting Cunt

His Exciting Cunt desperately searched for a sponge that they would often put up their bum. One might say this is a different approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who feels it was entertaining. A sponge was the thing that was selected.

His Exciting Cunt owned a painting of a melon that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly a fairly original approach to life, to many, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was fun. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

His Exciting Cunt wanted a can of Tango that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been an original operation, to many, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it was stunning. Honestly, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

His Exciting Cunt craved for a little monkey to share. It was considered to be a fairly different operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the chosen item.

His Exciting Cunt often carried a rubber chicken to annihilate One might say this is an original thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

His Exciting Cunt looked for a painting of a melon that they would eat. This seems a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.