The Horny Cunt

The Horny Cunt wanted a painting of a melon that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who felt it was wonderful. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

The Horny Cunt found a tomato that they would often share. One might say this is a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Cunt found a radiator that they would occasionally experiment on. One might say this is a fairly bizarre exercise, to me, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator being the thing opted for.

The Horny Cunt desperately desired a custard pie that they would sleep with. It might be a fairly unusual operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a custard pie of all things.

The Horny Cunt craved for a tomato that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be a bizarre thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Cunt desired a stretchman that they would sometimes demolish. It was a weird operation, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a stretchman being the chosen thing.