His Talented Cunt

His Talented Cunt often carried a radiator that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should be a different undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a radiator being the thing opted for.

His Talented Cunt looked for a ball that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who feels it was simply life. Remarkably, a ball of all things.

His Talented Cunt wanted a teapot to worship. This could be considered a somewhat surprising undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a teapot being the thing selected.

His Talented Cunt owned a can of coke that they would often throw. It would be a fairly exciting operation, to most, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the item selected.

His Talented Cunt wanted a block of cheese that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might be a fairly surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

His Talented Cunt craved for a hat that they would sometimes share. It would be a fairly bizarre activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who felt it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a hat being the chosen item.