My Lonely Cunt

My Lonely Cunt always kept a set of lego that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the thing that was opted for.

My Lonely Cunt had a big sponge that they would sometimes embrace. It should be a curious proposal, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who felt it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the item that was selected.

My Lonely Cunt desperately needed a can of Tango that they would insert somewhere. It would be a weird and wonderful operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

My Lonely Cunt always had with them a piece of paper that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

My Lonely Cunt desperately wanted a big sponge that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly funny exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

My Lonely Cunt desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally drop. It is an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.