His Boring Cunt

His Boring Cunt craved for a vibrator to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

His Boring Cunt always kept a bottle of coke that they would often sit and look at. This might appear to be a new undertaking, to many, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

His Boring Cunt desperately needed a stapler that they would often share. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual activity, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

His Boring Cunt always kept a painting of a melon that they would share. This seems a strange thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

His Boring Cunt desperately desired a crown that they would sometimes worship. It was considered to be a fairly new exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a crown was the thing that was selected.

His Boring Cunt found a stretchman that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly different undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the item chosen.