His Adventurous Cunt

His Adventurous Cunt craved for a crown that they would sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a crown was the item that was selected.

His Adventurous Cunt desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would sleep with. This seems to be a different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

His Adventurous Cunt desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would often eat. It was considered to be a bizarre action, to many, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

His Adventurous Cunt desperately desired a dildo that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should have been an unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a dildo was the item that was selected.

His Adventurous Cunt searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes hug. This might appear to be a surprising proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.

His Adventurous Cunt desperately desired a magic 8 ball to put up their bum. It is a somewhat surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.