A Fat Cunt

A Fat Cunt desired a spade that they would occasionally eat. This could be considered a fairly bizarre exercise, to many, but not to the Cunt, who feels it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a spade having that done to it

A Fat Cunt desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper to hug. It was considered to be a weird thing to do, to most, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it would be epic. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

A Fat Cunt needed a dildo that they would sometimes share. It is considered to be an exciting proposal, to many, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

A Fat Cunt had a chocolate bar that they would sometimes smash. This is certainly a fairly exciting action, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

A Fat Cunt looked for a melon that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly unusual action, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a melon is the item to choose.

A Fat Cunt always had with them a wig that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might be an astonishing proposal, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. A wig is the item to opt for.