Her Eccentric Cunt

Her Eccentric Cunt owned a chocolate bar that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

Her Eccentric Cunt found a tomato that they sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a new action, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

Her Eccentric Cunt carried a mug to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be an exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a mug is the item to choose.

Her Eccentric Cunt carried a bat that they would try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly different action, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat is the thing to choose.

Her Eccentric Cunt desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly odd action, to me, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.

Her Eccentric Cunt searched for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems a new proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.