My Famous Cunt

My Famous Cunt desperately needed a mug that they would break. It is a peculiar operation, to most, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a mug was the item that was selected.

My Famous Cunt owned a bottle of wine that they liked to annihilate It might be an extraordinary action, to me, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

My Famous Cunt always kept a stretchman that they would throw. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to most, but not to the Cunt, who expected it was amazing. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

My Famous Cunt desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly original idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. A magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

My Famous Cunt always kept a set square that they would often eat. This could be considered a fairly surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a set square being the chosen thing.

My Famous Cunt looked for a can of coke that they would often embrace. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to most, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.