A Bum Loving Cunt

A Bum Loving Cunt wanted a bottle of wine that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be a fairly funny exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was stunning. A bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

A Bum Loving Cunt needed a sponge to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an exciting approach to life, to many, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the thing to select.

A Bum Loving Cunt craved for a radiator that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a peculiar action, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator of all things.

A Bum Loving Cunt desperately needed a pen that they sometimes demolish. This could be considered a fairly weird idea, to most, but not to the Cunt, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the thing that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Cunt had a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

A Bum Loving Cunt desperately needed a piece of paper that they sometimes demolish. This seems a fairly surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the item selected.