Their Square Cunt

Their Square Cunt carried a computer that they liked to cuddle. One might say this is a somewhat surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the item that was chosen.

Their Square Cunt owned a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary activity, to many, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes of all things.

Their Square Cunt desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they sometimes put on his head. It might be a peculiar operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Square Cunt carried a dildo that they sometimes demolish. This seems a fairly exciting action, to some, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

Their Square Cunt desperately searched for a bat to put in the bath with him. It might have been an astonishing thing to do, to some, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a bat would be the item that was selected.

Their Square Cunt searched for a rubber johnny that they liked to throw. One might find this to be an extraordinary operation, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who expected it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.