A Fat Cunt

A Fat Cunt wanted a vibrator that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

A Fat Cunt desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an unusual thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be miraculous. A lava lamp is the thing to choose.

A Fat Cunt always carried a set of lego that they sometimes play with. This seems to be a curious activity, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.

A Fat Cunt always had with them a lava lamp that they sometimes experiment on. This could be considered an original action, to me, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

A Fat Cunt carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes annihilate It is considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

A Fat Cunt desperately looked for a radiator that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.