The Different Cunt

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The Different Cunt carried a computer that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it would be fun. Honestly, a computer of all things.

The Different Cunt had a dildo that they would throw. It is considered to be an original operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

The Different Cunt looked for a set of lego that they liked to annihilate One might say this is an unusual exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who felt it was out of this world. A set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

The Different Cunt had a can of Tango that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a new approach to life, to some, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

The Different Cunt craved for a mug to sleep with. One might consider this to be a peculiar action, to some, but not to the Cunt, who felt it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a mug is the thing to opt for.

The Different Cunt desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be a fairly weird suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.