His Curious Cunt

His Curious Cunt always kept a spade that they liked to worship. One might say this is a new idea, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

His Curious Cunt found a vibrator that they would sometimes annihilate This seems an extraordinary undertaking, to most, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

His Curious Cunt always had with them a helmet that they would often insert somewhere. This could be considered a bizarre proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.

His Curious Cunt desperately craved for a cup that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be an odd activity, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the thing that was selected.

His Curious Cunt looked for a set of lego that they would often sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly funny suggestion, to many, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.

His Curious Cunt had a bat that they sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bat being the thing selected.