A Orange Cunt

A Orange Cunt wanted a dildo that they liked to worship. One might consider this to be a peculiar activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

A Orange Cunt craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would often sleep with. One might say this is an original suggestion, to you, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

A Orange Cunt often carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to eat. This seems a curious suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

A Orange Cunt desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a new approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

A Orange Cunt often carried a bat that they liked to share. One might find this to be a fairly strange thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a bat being the chosen item.

A Orange Cunt carried a spade to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly original operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.