A Retarded Cunt

A Retarded Cunt desperately desired a set of lego that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is a curious thought, to you, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.

A Retarded Cunt wanted a tomato that they liked to annihilate This might appear to be an unusual thought, to you, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

A Retarded Cunt carried a bag of poop that they would often put on his head. One might say this is an astonishing action, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

A Retarded Cunt desired a mug that they would rub on his belly. This seems an unusual proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

A Retarded Cunt carried a set square that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was a surprising exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a set square was the thing that was opted for.

A Retarded Cunt searched for a mug that they would sometimes eat. It would be a curious operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.