The Chinese Cunt

The Chinese Cunt always had with them a set of lego that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly strange activity, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be breathtaking. A set of lego is the item that was chosen.

The Chinese Cunt wanted a porno magazine that they would demolish. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

The Chinese Cunt craved for a big sponge that they liked to experiment on. It might have been a new thing to do, to most, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

The Chinese Cunt craved for a bottle of coke to eat. It might have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to some, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

The Chinese Cunt wanted a bag of flour that they liked to drop. One might say this is a bizarre suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was epic. Strangely, a bag of flour being the item selected.

The Chinese Cunt had a helmet that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly an astonishing operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who feels it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a helmet being the thing selected.