Their Worrisome Cunt

Their Worrisome Cunt desperately wanted a ball that they would put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly funny activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a ball would be the item chosen.

Their Worrisome Cunt had a spade that they would sometimes demolish. It might have been a fairly different exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a spade was the item that was opted for.

Their Worrisome Cunt carried a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly an exciting exercise, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Worrisome Cunt desperately wanted a pint of cider that they liked to put on his head. This is certainly a weird thing to do, to most, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

Their Worrisome Cunt carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly new idea, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. A rubber johnny is the item to select.

Their Worrisome Cunt found a cup that they would occasionally hug. It is considered to be a fairly odd exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the chosen thing.