The Curious Cunt

The Curious Cunt always kept a can of Tango to smash. This seems to be a fairly surprising thought, to some, but not to the Cunt, who felt it was epic. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

The Curious Cunt found a wig that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the chosen item.

The Curious Cunt had a sponge that they would sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to you, but not to the Cunt, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the item to choose.

The Curious Cunt desperately searched for a computer to eat. It would be a peculiar proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a computer having that done to it

The Curious Cunt searched for a rubber johnny that they would often throw. It might be a curious exercise, to you, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

The Curious Cunt desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly odd thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.