Her Eccentric Cunt

Her Eccentric Cunt owned a computer that they would sometimes experiment on. It should be a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was stunning. A computer being the thing selected.

Her Eccentric Cunt always carried a CD player that they would often put up their bum. It would be a fairly exciting operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a CD player is the item that was chosen.

Her Eccentric Cunt desperately desired a tomato that they sometimes eat. It was considered to be a new proposal, to some, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a tomato being the chosen item.

Her Eccentric Cunt needed a stretchman that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a fairly peculiar idea, to most, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a stretchman having that done to it

Her Eccentric Cunt desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would annihilate One might consider this to be a different suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who feels it was wonderful. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

Her Eccentric Cunt found a cheese grater that they would cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.