My Careful Cunt

My Careful Cunt searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly new proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

My Careful Cunt craved for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be an unusual suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who expected it would be wonderful. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

My Careful Cunt desperately craved for a pen that they would occasionally smash. It would have been a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a pen is the thing to select.

My Careful Cunt needed a dildo to sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. A dildo is the item to opt for.

My Careful Cunt craved for a can of coke to put up their bum. One might find this to be a curious thought, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was wonderful. A can of coke being the item selected.

My Careful Cunt desperately looked for a tomato that they would often demolish. It is considered to be a fairly exciting proposal, to some, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.