The Handsome Cunt

The Handsome Cunt desperately desired a bag of poop that they liked to hug. This could be considered a fairly new suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

The Handsome Cunt desperately looked for a stapler that they would often embrace. This is certainly a fairly curious approach to life, to many, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a stapler being the thing opted for.

The Handsome Cunt craved for a lava lamp that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to me, but not to the Cunt, who expected that it was in fact, epic. A lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Cunt desired a pen that they would put down their trousers. It might be an original proposal, to some, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Cunt desperately looked for a teapot that they sometimes annihilate It was considered to be a fairly curious exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was exciting. A teapot was the thing that was selected.

The Handsome Cunt desperately craved for a hat that they would smash. This could be considered a fairly surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a hat being the chosen thing.