The Green Cunt

The Green Cunt desperately needed a computer that they would annihilate This seems to be a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who feels it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Green Cunt desired a porno magazine that they liked to put on his head. It would be a fairly surprising activity, to some, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

The Green Cunt found a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a strange suggestion, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.

The Green Cunt had a pint of cider that they would occasionally sleep with. It was an exciting activity, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

The Green Cunt wanted a pencil sharpener that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

The Green Cunt needed a bottle of coke that they would occasionally experiment on. It would have been a peculiar idea, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who felt it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.