Her Retarded Cunt

Her Retarded Cunt carried a piece of paper that they sometimes worship. One might say this is an odd undertaking, to me, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be breathtaking. A piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Retarded Cunt desired a stretchman that they would occasionally embrace. This might appear to be a fairly odd undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a stretchman of all things.

Her Retarded Cunt owned a toilet brush that they would occasionally annihilate It would have been a fairly peculiar thing to do, to many, but not to the Cunt, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

Her Retarded Cunt searched for a can of Tango that they would occasionally annihilate It might have been an exciting thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea is stunning. A can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

Her Retarded Cunt desperately needed a ball that they would occasionally share. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball of all things.

Her Retarded Cunt desperately craved for a toilet brush that they would sometimes share. This seems to be an extraordinary thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.