The Exceptional Cunt

The Exceptional Cunt desperately craved for a dildo that they would occasionally experiment on. It should be an odd suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who thought it was fun. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Cunt wanted a ball that they sometimes smash. It would have been a fairly surprising operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a ball having that done to it

The Exceptional Cunt had a bat to put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly curious thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a bat being the item selected.

The Exceptional Cunt often carried a can of coke that they would demolish. This could be considered an unusual thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Cunt owned a computer that they would insert somewhere. It might be an extraordinary operation, to most, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a computer was the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Cunt wanted a big sponge that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre operation, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.