Anxious Cunt

Anxious Cunt had a chocolate bar that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly odd suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea is simply life. A chocolate bar is the thing to choose.

Anxious Cunt desperately wanted a can of coke that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an extraordinary operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be magnificent. A can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

Anxious Cunt desperately looked for a wig that they liked to hug. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

Anxious Cunt had a sponge that they sometimes throw. It should have been a fairly bizarre activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the item selected.

Anxious Cunt had a condom that they would often drop. This seems to be an astonishing action, to you, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a condom would be the item that was selected.

Anxious Cunt wanted a magic 8 ball to put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre activity, to some, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.