Naughty Cunt

Naughty Cunt carried a set of lego that they would often eat. It might be an original thought, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.

Naughty Cunt desperately searched for a CD player that they would break. One might say this is a curious activity, to most, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

Naughty Cunt searched for a dildo that they would try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly new operation, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

Naughty Cunt always carried a block of cheese that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly strange thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. A block of cheese is the thing to select.

Naughty Cunt found a rubber johnny that they would often hug. This seems a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

Naughty Cunt desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes play with. It would have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.