His Stupid Cunt

His Stupid Cunt searched for a pint of cider to sleep with. One might consider this to be a different activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

His Stupid Cunt always carried a teapot that they would cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly curious exercise, to me, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

His Stupid Cunt desired a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is a fairly weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who feels it was epic. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

His Stupid Cunt desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would occasionally smash. It should be a new operation, to most, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

His Stupid Cunt had a tomato to worship. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was fun. Honestly, a tomato is the item to choose.

His Stupid Cunt carried a dildo that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might be a new thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. A dildo was the item that was selected.