A Scary Cunt

A Scary Cunt desperately looked for a pen that they would sometimes demolish. It might have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to many, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a pen being the chosen item.

A Scary Cunt always kept a bat that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was a fairly funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Cunt, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

A Scary Cunt desperately searched for a condom that they would often embrace. It should have been a fairly astonishing idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who expected it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a condom being the chosen item.

A Scary Cunt always had with them a bag of flour that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour being the item opted for.

A Scary Cunt desired a crown that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is an unusual activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a crown is the thing to opt for.

A Scary Cunt owned a block of cheese that they sometimes embrace. It was a fairly odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese having that done to it