The Crypting Cunt

The Crypting Cunt always carried a toilet brush that they would drop. It was an original activity, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

The Crypting Cunt always carried a computer that they would hug. It would be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a computer was the thing that was selected.

The Crypting Cunt found a set of lego that they would often put up their bum. This is certainly an unusual proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a set of lego being the chosen thing.

The Crypting Cunt owned a can of Tango that they would break. This could be considered an astonishing proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

The Crypting Cunt desperately desired a cheese grater that they liked to annihilate One might find this to be an astonishing approach to life, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

The Crypting Cunt needed a set of lego that they would occasionally drop. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to many, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego was the thing that was chosen.