A Grumpy Cunt

A Grumpy Cunt searched for a sponge that they sometimes embrace. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary proposal, to some, but not to the Cunt, who thought it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a sponge is the thing to choose.

A Grumpy Cunt desperately wanted a cheese grater that they liked to sleep with. It might have been a surprising exercise, to you, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

A Grumpy Cunt often carried a melon that they liked to embrace. It might have been a fairly odd suggestion, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who feels it was wonderful. A melon would be the thing that was chosen.

A Grumpy Cunt desperately needed a spade that they would sit and look at. This could be considered a different idea, to you, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

A Grumpy Cunt craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems to be an extraordinary suggestion, to many, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

A Grumpy Cunt often carried a bat to throw. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the thing selected.