The Crazy Cunt

The Crazy Cunt had a can of coke that they liked to experiment on. This could be considered a fairly unusual approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.

The Crazy Cunt always had with them a bottle of beer to throw. It should be a fairly different thought, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

The Crazy Cunt wanted a stretchman that they liked to break. It should have been a strange proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

The Crazy Cunt desperately looked for a vibrator that they liked to eat. This might appear to be an unusual operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a vibrator was the chosen item.

The Crazy Cunt desperately needed a piece of paper that they would occasionally experiment on. This might appear to be a strange undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

The Crazy Cunt often carried a big sponge that they sometimes sleep with. This seems an extraordinary thought, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a big sponge is the item that was chosen.