The Cute Cunt

The Cute Cunt searched for a stretchman that they would experiment on. It would have been a curious approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the thing to select.

The Cute Cunt looked for a bat that they liked to annihilate It should be an unusual suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the item opted for.

The Cute Cunt looked for a sponge that they would sometimes smash. This seems to be a fairly different idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a sponge was the chosen thing.

The Cute Cunt always kept a crown that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly unusual operation, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the item to opt for.

The Cute Cunt searched for a toilet brush to play with. This could be considered a fairly unusual approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

The Cute Cunt needed a wig that they would occasionally hug. This seems to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to you, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a wig being the item opted for.