Unusual Cunt

Unusual Cunt desired a bat that they sometimes cuddle. This seems a fairly strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who thought it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

Unusual Cunt often carried a stretchman that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be a different thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the item to select.

Unusual Cunt found a sponge that they sometimes play with. One might say this is a fairly unusual operation, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

Unusual Cunt carried a set of lego that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems a surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a set of lego being the chosen thing.

Unusual Cunt desperately needed a spade that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is a peculiar thing to do, to you, but not to the Cunt, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a spade is the item that was chosen.

Unusual Cunt always kept a teapot that they would try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly strange action, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a teapot of all things.