A Big Cunt

A Big Cunt desired a cheese grater that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly original thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

A Big Cunt needed a piece of paper that they would sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be an extraordinary thought, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

A Big Cunt craved for a porno magazine that they sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a peculiar operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

A Big Cunt desperately looked for a vibrator to sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to most, but not to the Cunt, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a vibrator of all things.

A Big Cunt searched for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball having that done to it

A Big Cunt carried a painting of a melon that they would smash. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary thought, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.