Crazy Cunt

Crazy Cunt desperately craved for a cucumber that they sometimes worship. This might appear to be an exciting suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

Crazy Cunt desperately needed a teapot that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly different idea, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

Crazy Cunt owned a toilet brush to annihilate It was considered to be a weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

Crazy Cunt desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might be a weird operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

Crazy Cunt owned a cucumber that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly original approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

Crazy Cunt wanted a dildo that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who felt it was sublime. Honestly, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.