Ugly Cunt

Ugly Cunt looked for a tomato that they liked to put on his head. It would have been a strange operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who expected it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the item to opt for.

Ugly Cunt always kept a piece of paper that they sometimes cuddle. This seems a new approach to life, to most, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper being the item selected.

Ugly Cunt always carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a curious undertaking, to me, but not to the Cunt, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.

Ugly Cunt desperately searched for a vibrator that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly new approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

Ugly Cunt craved for a bag of poop to put on his head. One might consider this to be an extraordinary exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. A bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

Ugly Cunt always kept a mug that they would often sit and look at. It might be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was epic. A mug having that done to it