Famous Cunt

Famous Cunt needed a pen that they would often throw. This is certainly a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a pen is the thing to choose.

Famous Cunt desperately searched for a ball to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly strange idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a ball being the chosen item.

Famous Cunt searched for a bag of poop that they liked to put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to some, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a bag of poop being the item selected.

Famous Cunt always had with them a sponge that they sometimes put on his head. It is a fairly astonishing approach to life, to you, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

Famous Cunt always had with them a spade that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly new approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a spade is the item that was chosen.

Famous Cunt carried a chocolate bar that they sometimes share. It is considered to be a strange suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.