The Eccentric Cunt

The Eccentric Cunt always kept a sack of potatoes that they would often experiment on. It should be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

The Eccentric Cunt always carried a pen that they liked to demolish. It might have been an original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a pen being the chosen item.

The Eccentric Cunt always had with them a computer that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting proposal, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

The Eccentric Cunt searched for a radiator that they liked to play with. It is a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the item chosen.

The Eccentric Cunt desperately desired a computer that they would often annihilate It was considered to be a fairly original thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a computer being the thing opted for.

The Eccentric Cunt needed a bottle of coke that they sometimes drop. One might say this is a bizarre approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.