Her Energetic Cunt

Her Energetic Cunt craved for a stapler that they liked to put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly new idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a stapler was the item that was selected.

Her Energetic Cunt looked for a helmet to put in the bath with him. It should be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. A helmet being the chosen item.

Her Energetic Cunt owned a vibrator that they sometimes play with. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing activity, to most, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a vibrator was the chosen item.

Her Energetic Cunt needed a block of cheese that they would often sit and look at. One might say this is a weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Cunt, who considered that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

Her Energetic Cunt carried a cheese grater that they sometimes break. It was considered to be an exciting thought, to many, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

Her Energetic Cunt always had with them a stretchman that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a bizarre exercise, to many, but not to the Cunt, who thought it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.