The Famous Cunt

The Famous Cunt desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would demolish. It would be a fairly strange action, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

The Famous Cunt desperately craved for a tomato to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the item that was opted for.

The Famous Cunt looked for a wig that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly curious thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a wig would be the chosen thing.

The Famous Cunt wanted a wig to put up their bum. It was considered to be a strange approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a wig was the item that was chosen.

The Famous Cunt desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should be an extraordinary suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who expected it was fun. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

The Famous Cunt looked for a block of cheese that they would often break. This seems to be a somewhat surprising activity, to most, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. A block of cheese is the item to opt for.