Her Adventurous Cunt

Her Adventurous Cunt found a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally drop. This might appear to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.

Her Adventurous Cunt craved for a bottle of beer that they would put up their bum. This could be considered a weird thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

Her Adventurous Cunt desperately searched for a radiator to smash. It would have been an exciting action, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator is the thing to select.

Her Adventurous Cunt needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who felt that it was in fact, epic. A can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.

Her Adventurous Cunt found a vibrator that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a somewhat surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the item that was selected.

Her Adventurous Cunt desperately craved for a ball that they would occasionally hug. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a ball was the thing that was opted for.