The Big Cunt

The Big Cunt desperately desired a cup that they would cuddle. This might appear to be a bizarre activity, to you, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was epic. Strangely, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

The Big Cunt always had with them a radiator that they would put down their trousers. One might say this is a new operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the item that was chosen.

The Big Cunt desperately desired a rubber johnny that they liked to play with. It should have been a fairly original action, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

The Big Cunt desperately needed a set of lego that they liked to insert somewhere. It would have been a weird proposal, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a set of lego is the item to choose.

The Big Cunt always carried a little monkey that they would occasionally throw. It was a fairly astonishing undertaking, to most, but not to the Cunt, who considered it was wonderful. Honestly, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

The Big Cunt carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes hug. It should have been a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.